Synposis-humpty dumpty

Synopsis: News Today will be looking into what really happened to humpty dumpty and how it’s devastated the nation. A short news bulletin will summarise what has happened. Firstly it was believed that humpty dumpty fell and that the king’s horses and kings men couldn’t put him together again. But the real story is that the king had him assassinated as humpty dumpty was trying to negotiate equality between the eggs and the king, so he ordered one of his men to kill him and when the king’s men were trying to “fix” him they were actually disposing of the evidence, Mary and her little lamb fortunately saw everything and released her information to the press weeks ago and outrage was felt in the whole nation resulting in the egg revolution. In the last 2 weeks eggtropolice has suffered 4,000,000 fatalities and many more injured, however there has been info from an anonymous insider that King may be surrendering soon.